Check Out My New Blog!

Hey guys, I haven't posted for a while, but now I've decided to start a new blog about my favorite sport team: the Miami Heat! I will make sure to post on this one once in a while, but go check out my new blog! It's link is: miamiheatfancentral.blogspot.com
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Halloween Tips

It's finally Halloween!

I'm pretty sure every kid loves Halloween. Candy, costumes and friends! Even better, it's on a Friday this year, so no limits on the Trick-or-Treating or parties! Here's how to make your Halloween the best one ever: 

1. If you don't have a costume, make one. For example, my friends and I are making fast-food costumes on our own. 

2. Don't come on too strong with your friends, or they WILL abandon you. 

3. If you're planning to pull a prank, make sure you are unrecognizable. 

4. When a house has no lights on or no decorations, chances are you won't get candy at that house. 

5. Look out for cars, as they may come from anywhere. 

6. If you live near a Chipotle, go to it when you finish Trick-or-Treating. They have a good deal for burritos for people in costume! 

7. If you're stuck with family, walk fast. That way, they won't embarass you. 

8. If your family catches up to you, head to the closest house. They don't go to the houses. 

9. Come up with creative games. Example: have everyone drink a Coke bottle. When they finish it, they look at who's name is on the label. Then you go to each house and ask if that person's name is on the Coke bottle! Whoever finds their person first wins!

10. Trick-or-Treat in safe neighborhoods. You do NOT want to be kidnapped. 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

What Does My Girl Say? - SNL Highlight

If this doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what will. In this video from Saturday Night Live, Jay Pharaoh has a girlfriend who sees another women texts him. As she storms off in jealousy, Jay wonders, "What Does My Girl Say?"



WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS

Tips When You Don't Have Internet

We all love internet. If you don't, why are you reading my blog? But sometimes, you can be in places with very low internet, no technology, or no internet! I'm at my grandparents farm (but I actually love it because it's beautiful) and the internet is very slow. But if you don't have internet, here's stuff you should do.

1. Play with a pet. If you don't have one, oh well. If you do, they can really entertain you! 
2. Check out the outdoors. Who knows what you can find? New animals, exotic fruits, etc! 
3. Write a book or read a book. Books are important to learn, and they are useful! 
4. Have conversations with family. Who knows what stuff you can talk about? 
5. Run errands with your parents. This is only for the worst-case scenario. 

With all this stuff going on, you won't even notice that you lack wi-fi! So go and have some fun! 

What's your favorite school subject?

What's your favorite school subject?

Starting Middle School

I recently made a huge jump from elementary school to middle school. Everything is really different, but hang in there! Here are some tips for school.

MIDDLE SCHOOL TIPS

1. Buy a locker. You have a bunch of supplies, and the locker helps you lighten your load. 
2. Make sure you have time to get to your locker. If you have a far away class from your locker, pick up some extra supplies before. 
3. Use your electives wisely. P.E is mandatory unless you put in a note. If you like PE, don't bother with the note! But if you don't like it and you forget the note, you only have one elective. 
4. Spend time with friends after school. The middle school system may separate you from your friends, but you can always hang out after school! 
5. Plan ahead. Some teachers don't give any homework, while some give you three projects in a week! Make a balanced homework schedule and you'll be fine. 

OVERALL SCHOOL TIPS

1. Complete projects in advance. If you slack off and have a big project due in a week, then you'll have to cram it all in during the last night!
2. Grab a school map. Even if you know most of the way around your school, your classes may be in a new area. So learn your classes and pick the shortest routes. 
3. (MAJOR TIP) SILENCE YOUR PHONES! If your phone rings during class, you can kiss it goodbye forever! 
4. Be friendly to the kids you sit next to. Then you'll have some more friends, and the more the merrier! 

Follow these tips and you'll be fine. 

If you had to play a sport, what would you play?

If you had to play a sport, what would you play?

World Craziness!

The world is really screwed up right now! From ISIS to Putin to the Gaza case to immigration problems! If you don't know about any of this, shame on you. The world is in flames, and things don't look like they'll get any better! So here's what I think we should do.

1. Send in soldiers to destroy ISIS. 
2. Make a fence between Mexico and the USA. (Pretty stupid idea, but what else can we do? Shoot the poor kids?) 
3. Have a press conference with Putin to attempt shutting him up. 
4. I do not know what to do otherwise.

I know I normally talk about kid stuff, but whatever! 

What is your favorite memory of 2013?

What is your favorite memory of 2013?

Happy New Year!

"It's the most wonderful time of the year in the whole wide world!" -My friend Juliana

Besides Christmas, my favorite time of year is New Year's Eve! Usually, my parents, sister and I go to the InterContinental hotel alone. But this year, we had two special guests: My crazy cousins Kevin and Brian! We love each other very much! But the thing I'm stressing about is my New Year's Resolutions! Here are some good ones:

LEARNING TO TWERK WITHOUT PANTING

TO STOP FARTING IN CLASS

LOSE 20 POUNDS

OK, that's good resolutions if you're overweight. For skinny kids:

TRY TO ACTUALLY DO A PULL-UP

ACTUALLY EAT YOUR FOOD

GAIN 20 POUNDS

If you're in between:

LEARN TO DANCE

NOT FART ONCE EVER!

STAY WHERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR WEIGHT

HAPPY 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Spots

The sun is beating drastically. Waves are crashing. You slump into your hotel bed saying: " Is this a good vacation?"

Summer us great. But it only lasts 104 days. You want to live it to the best, right? Here are a few vacation hot spots. 

FLORIDA

Florida is an easy choice. Theme parks, beaches, sport teams and buildings. Florida is an amazing spot, period. 

CALIFORNIA

Just like Florida, but instead of skyscrapers, they have mountains and hills. California is a strong choice. 

WYOMING

Wyoming has Yellowstone Park, water rafting, mountains and many friendly stores. Wyoming is the perfect place to just kick back and go down a river in a raft.

Those are my short top 3. What are YOURS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :)

Bullying: A Two-Way Street

When you think of someone getting bullied, you think a poor, helpless kid. But what if it was one of your best friends?

        You'd be shocked, right? Who wouldn't want to be upset? Now pretend the victim IS your best friend, even if  he or she isn't. It's almost absolutely necessary to help. Even if you make a website and mention someone in a bad way is considered bullying. Even if you don't mean it, it can be bullying if: 

You physically hurt.

Call someone a name like "stupid" or "moron" or even worse. 

Go behind his or her back.

Make website and tease person on it. 

Text someone or email someone and tease person. 

Etc.

         If you know someone who does any of those things to you, your friends or even your enemies and people you don't know, report it to an adult. There are much worse things that some kids do, but I  want to keep your dreams good and not send you a virtual nightmare. Bottom line: Bullying is never cool. Sometimes, the bully does it because they're scared of you. For more info, Cartoon Network and CNN made a documentary called "The Bully Project" you can watch online or occasionally on TV.

BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING

         Blood spilled on to the streets. One of America's toughest cities in panic. Terrorists watching the fire, cackling. Why is this happening? Let me take you to a virtual tour to Boston. There's a huge marathon located there called the... Well, "The Boston Marathon"! Some terrorists found out about this came up with a disgusting yet clever plan. At 2:50, when someone crossed the line, a bomb exploded, injuring over 50 and killing 2. My prayers go to the victims and their families. The marathon starts in Hopkinson, Massachusetts and finishes in Boston, Massachusetts. One of my sister's friends uncle just finished before the explosion. Witnesses say it was loud and panic ran through the streets.
        There are a few questions that this marathon gives clues to. First, is America safe? Probably not. Newtown. 9-11. Now this! Second, who did this? Probably Iraq, because lately, America has had some conflicts with them. Finally, what has been the worst event of the 21st century? So many answers. This, 9-11, Newtown, etc! I gotta give it to Newtown, because 26 CHILDREN died. This involved just 2 deaths. 9-11 was mainly adults. Either way, America needs to man up... Or else.

Fun Things

Ever get so bored of things?

I have two things to say: it could be worse and I have some recommendations. First: it could be worse! Imagine if you were a beetle. They eat poop, walk around and that's all. Or you could be a rock. Do NOTHING all day long. See? It can be worse. Now, my recommendations. 

WEBSITES

www.helpanimalsendangered.blogspot.com: Ran by one of my best friends, Nicole Marcus, this website gives information about endangered animals and how to save them plus polls.

www.rainbowpoopy33.blogspot.com: Also ran by Nicole, this is a hilarious website with polls, funny videos, etc!

Coolmath: I know practically everyone knows about Coolmath. Games, lessons, etc, its the perfect website with games!

LOCATIONS

GameTime: Replaced by GameWorks at Sunset Place and many other places, this area is a modern arcade with some motion simulators. I love it!

A Local Park: Who doesn't love an area where you can bike, play sports, climb trees or take a stroll?

GAMES

Temple Run: If you have an Apple mobile device, the chase is on! Collect coins to unlock special power ups and new characters.

Pocket God: Same device needed as Temple Run. Control your own land with 6 to 8 inhabitants! Play games, toss them off a cliff, even make clips! Pocket God rocks.

Now if you say your bored after this, then I guess you'll never be happy. 

What hit song can you not get out of your head?

What hit song can you not get out of your head?

Which Heat player off the bench is most valuable to the win streak?

Which Heat player off the bench is most valuable to the win streak?

The Heat is on!

If you're a Miami resident, you'll love this story. Celtics fan? Move on. The Miami Heat are on a roll. They've clinched the top seed in the whole NBA and were 6 games short of tying the longest win streak ever.. Here are some keys in my opinion. Chris "Birdman" Andersen, born on 7/7/78 and a graduate from Blinn JC college has been a colossal hustle effort. He also puts up monster scoring. If the Heat created a Big Four, he'd be in it. Obviously, the Big 3 are keys. LBJ, D-Wade and Chris Bosh aren't a key; they're the reason. Mario Chalmers has become a severe hustler. He has potential to become someone like Chris Paul! Last, but not least, Shane Battier is proud to be a member of the Heat. So he's making the best of it with wicked 3-point shooting and monster shooting. For more info about the players, visit THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE MIAMI HEAT.

Hi, everybody! It's good to be back. Sorry about the break. I was SO busy. I have some great new polls, and I'll be adding a LOT of new stuff by tomorrow. Thanks!

Should Parents Limit Their Kids On Video Games?

Should Parents Limit Their Kids On Video Games?

Name the first word/picture in your head when you think Halloween.

Name the first word/picture in your head when you think Halloween.