"It's the most wonderful time of the year in the whole wide world!" -My friend Juliana
Besides Christmas, my favorite time of year is New Year's Eve! Usually, my parents, sister and I go to the InterContinental hotel alone. But this year, we had two special guests: My crazy cousins Kevin and Brian! We love each other very much! But the thing I'm stressing about is my New Year's Resolutions! Here are some good ones:
LEARNING TO TWERK WITHOUT PANTING
TO STOP FARTING IN CLASS
LOSE 20 POUNDS
OK, that's good resolutions if you're overweight. For skinny kids:
TRY TO ACTUALLY DO A PULL-UP
ACTUALLY EAT YOUR FOOD
GAIN 20 POUNDS
If you're in between:
LEARN TO DANCE
NOT FART ONCE EVER!
STAY WHERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR WEIGHT
HAPPY 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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